Saturday, February 04, 2006

Gaw! I'm getting faaaat!

Thursday, July 14, 2005

For that "pinker-than-pink" feeling....

"The good news on sphincter bleaching is that it's safer than anything involving general anaesthetics or fat-vacuuming gizmos."

Village Voice article.... Caution: Potty Language

Crapper's Quarterly

Monday, July 11, 2005

Strong Words From a Big Dick

...and I know a big dick when I see one!

Link here or download.

My knowledge about Canadian troops in Vietnam comes into question..... Damn that CBC, why can't they just let me spout bullshit like the American press does?

No news appears to be good news on Fox.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Hate to break it to you folks... No fish-eye lens. It's called "foreshortening" check it out in the dictionary. My legs really are this skinny. You think it's easy to look this thin?

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

You can't even see my penis!

I'm really not happy about the likeness in my "action figure". You can't see my penis and I have a MUCH firmer Adam's apple....

Some of my fans

"I’ve learned more from Ann in one day than I think I’ve learned from all my professors over the past four years. I’ve learned that liberals are traitors who want to destroy the nuclear family. I’ve learned that plasma is an excellent humectant. And I’ve learned which girls are really virgins, and which are letting the snake into the garden, if you know what I mean, because if Ann bathes in the blood of an soiled woman, she starts to smoke and shriek like a banshee. It’s kind of like when you drop a piece of magnesium in water. Except for the shrieking."

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Example B

Example A